Below is write up i saw somewhere which i consider funny and I
thought it wise to share..This must have been written by a lady..lol…
Read below;It doesn’t matter how much of a gentleman he has been
up until that point: if a man you’re getting to know at a bar, on a
date, or online says any of these lines, run —before he breaks your
heart, or gives you the overwhelming urge to slap him.
*“I Could Never Date A Woman Who Earns More Than I Do ”
So essentially, this man’s sense of self-worth, his sense of
having an equal hand in a relationship, his sense of being
amancompletely goes out the window when your salary
exceeds his. It wouldn’t just bother him a little to not be able
to treat you to nicer things. He is saying hecould not standto
have a woman make more money than he does. Forget if she
is happy in her career: if it makes him unhappy , he’s out of
there. Pretty selfish when you think about it that way. * “I
Banged This One Chick” Don’t trust guys who say banged in
seriousness. Plenty of guys use that term jokingly, but men
who use it in casual conversation, in lieu of “hooked up with”
or “slept with” have pretty degrading views of women . Think
about that word: “banged.”
It implies asserting complete control over something, it can
even imply causing pain to something, and it implies doing
something rapidly then moving on. Gee. What a romantic. *
“I Don’t Find Women Funny” Science has actually found a
connection between a sense of humor and intelligence. That
study helps us make a quick connection to this next point:
men who say women aren’t funny are essentially saying
women are not smart.
To be funny you need to be astute, to pick up on subtle,
unspoken connections happening around you, to analyze
people. A man who says a woman isn’t funny is saying that a
woman can’t do those things. * “What Happens In Vegas Stays
In Vegas” Anyone who actually uses this saying as a license to
cheat on their significant other, get arrested for indecent
exposure, pick upa street walker, and gamble away money is
someone who is looking for excuses to behave poorly. And
they’ll look for them Vegas or no Vegas. * “I Don’t Like To
Use Condoms” This is not an excuse not to use one! I mean,
try a little harder like, “I just got all my test results back
and they were negative” or “I’ve never had unprotected sex
before.” I’m not saying a women should consent to not using
a condom for those reasons, but at least it shows that you
don’t think you’re completely entitled to putting a woman at
risk of painful and even deadly illnesses, all because you
don’t “like’ to use condoms. Sorry, do you also not like the
crusts left on your sandwich little boy? * “She Was Such A H*”
Are some women, well, slutty? Yes.
Does anything good come of calling them so? No. Only a very
angry man—typically with anger against women in general—
openly calls his ex girlfriend a “wh*re.” * “Because She Was
Being silly ” If this is a man’s answer when you ask, “So why
did you and your ex breakup?” you have a man with zero
communication skills on your hands. Oh, and to compensate
for his barely-there vocabulary, he just trash talks his ex.
“She was being silly”? What is she—a friend who stole your toy
truck? * “So I Just Stopped Answering Her Calls ” Another
non-communicator on your hands. You know all those guys
who broke your heart and made you feel like you didn’t
matter when they just stopped responding to your texts and
calls? Well just because this particular guy didn’t do that to
you, he is still one of them! He is the type who will avoid
confrontation and open communication at all costs, even if
that means making a woman think she’s done something
wrong when she has not. *“FML, LOL, ROLF” Men who can’t
speak like grownups are not grownups.
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